Cookie Policy

Last updated: 12 July 2026

Cookies are small text files a website stores in your browser. Ours are few, boring, and fully described below — a shorter read than most of our episode verdicts, and with fewer arguments.

1. The cookies we use

Name Type Purpose Lifespan
db_cookie_toast Essential (local storage) Remembers whether you tapped "Go on then" or "No thanks" on our cookie notice, so we don't nag you on every page. Until you clear your browser storage
db_read_counts Analytics (optional) Counts, anonymously, which episode write-ups get read so we know whether long verdicts are worth the typing. 12 months
db_visit_ref Analytics (optional) Records whether a visit arrived via a direct link or a search engine — no personal details, just a category. 30 days

2. What we don't do

No advertising cookies. No cross-site trackers. No fingerprinting. No third parties peeking over your shoulder while you read about a bouncing bell. The optional analytics cookies are set only if you accept them, and the numbers they produce are aggregate counts that could not identify you even if we tried — which we won't, because we're busy losing at The Laughing Stack.

3. Managing cookies

You have three easy options:

4. Changes

If we ever add or change a cookie, this table gets updated first and the change gets a mention on the show. The date at the top of this page always tells you when the policy was last touched.

5. Questions

Anything unclear? Email [email protected] with the subject "Cookies" and Tom will reply with more detail than you asked for. See also our Privacy Policy for how we handle personal information generally.